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When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.
That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.
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When your with a chick fooling around and you cant get it up, you continue the act of love making with a flacid penis.
This can be tough but if need be just use you hand to slap you flacid penis around the vagina area.
When the girl is pissed off that you could not get it up you must use the excuse that this is how they have sex in europe
Girl: What the hell are you doing
Boy: what doesnt that feel good?
Girl: Your not even hard at all
Boy: Of course im not, im doing it european style, i thought it would be kinky to try something different, but clearly im sexually on a different wavelength to you,
Girl: Who told you that was european style sex you have never been to europe
Boy: your fat get out of my bed
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A European Party is a party that involves a couple of guys jizzing all over someone's house. The person whose house is being jizzed on would probably not know about what is happening.
Joe: Ted, Bill and I had a european party at your house last night, while you were out.
Fred: I hate you. So thats why I found something sticky in my bed.
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Black people will some times claim to not be black, but to be African American. Annoyed white people will than say, "well, I'm not albino, so I guess I'm European American."
Black guy: Did you hear about the white guy?
Black guy2: No, what?
Black guy: We were telling him how hard it is to be black and he claimed to be a European American, so we torched his car and family.
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the very opposite of African-American black people are black white people are white not Europian-American
man you white as fuck you pasty cracker
the correct term is European-American
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An European football coupon containing 8 or more matches that wins
That looks like a European belter
Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.
Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.