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Torture inflicted by teachers to extend the torture that they inflict during the day.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Torture purposly inflicted by adults commenly known as 'teachers'."
"Ya, I hate homework too."
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homework it is very annoying and time consuming. No body wants to do it, and when the teacher ask for it back you sorta wanna throw it at their face.
Teacher : turn in yálls homework
Billy: throws papers at teacher
Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
Random Work teachers give you to do at home.
-ugh i have so much homework-
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A piece of paper that messes with your mind
Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”
is giving me aids
If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
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The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like
Sorry can't go outside and play with you, I've got math homework...