$andy Kane

Fake TV stripper with boring comedy shtick. This gross, shriveled up old street hooker lost her case against Comedy Central's Daily Show.
She couldn't take the free publicity from Emmy Award winning Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

$andy Kane sucks. That's just it. She blew it and she she sucks. She's old and a compulsive liar.
In other words: She blew it on her cumedy shoe.

9👍 7👎

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

4👍 2👎

Kane and Laura

Kane loves Laura so much, he would do anything for her,
Laura loves Kane aswell, and allways brings a smile to his face.
These two people is AND are very much alike, they have plenty incommon and ARE the most AWESOMEST, bestest, WATERMELON, hotty, S, SK, SG, SG-ess, BF, GF COUPLE EVER that just so happens to amaze one another. <3 <3

<7 <4 <5.5
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:3 smarticles, not like them STOOPID TEENAGERS!

K.A.L.E.B ( Kane and Laura = Best )
or
Kane loves Laura and Laura loves Kane back -hug-

5👍 3👎

trevor kane

a badass with a large penis that is cooler than schelden and jo jo

trevor kane is awesome

8👍 7👎

Harry Kaned

To have one’s goal being awarded to another player, who claimed that the ball touched him before going into the net—named after selfish Harry Kane whose sore loser’s behavior was worse than that of a caned child.

Spurs manager appealed to the Premier League panel members for Christian’s goal to be harry kaned to Edward, who sweared on his daughter’s life for touching the ball—a granted wish would increase Edward’s chances of being the season’s top scorer.

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danity kane

The most amazing band ever with the best talents seen in years. In fact I met Danity Kane and they happen to be the nicest prettiest girls! They came from the reality tv show, making the band, led by DIDDY, a sex god who I would like to oil up and do.

"Wow! i cant believe how hot Danity Kane is, they are so hot!"

110👍 175👎

kane stewart

a cute ass guy who lies nd says i’m pretty when i’m not but he’s sweet nd cute 10/10 would give hugs nd lowkey date k periodt

kane stewart