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To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you
store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.
stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.
"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."
A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.
Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and I’m in.
Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.
I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.
An individuals partying abilities.
That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.
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Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son
Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan