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the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush
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While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
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If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"
i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.
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A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?
That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
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A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.
This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"
"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"
"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
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A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
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multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache
Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.
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A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
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