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Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.
Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.
When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!
Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
A relationship that appears to be in harmony on the surface, yet in fact both people hate each other or trying to compete with another in secret. Plastic sisters get jealous of each other yet maintain a formal smile all the time. Not particularly girls.
Look, A and B are obviously plastic sisters.
Why are they still together, A’s bf cheated on her with B?
That’s literally what plastic sisters mean.
A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"