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When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it
I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience
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A jailbroken iPhone.
I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.
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Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.
Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.
Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.
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An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".
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1) Bad music.
2) Gossip
3) Scripture
These three categories cover the types of material that are toxic to the ears and minds of those that are unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. The best way to deal with it depends on which category you have been exposed to.
For category 1, locate tracks by Stereophonics or Muse, press play, crank it up to 11 and take a deep breath.
For category 2, pass the gossip along immediately, thus forcing it to exit your mind.
For category 3, get drunk and fuck someone immediately.
"I was getting a lift with Josh, but I'll be taking the bus from now on, due to the massive dose of Prince related ear poison he pumped into the car"
"Yeah, I heard about it, and I already passed that ear poison on, so I'm immune to your injection. Move it along!"
"Right, that's our weekly shot of ear poison done with until next sunday. Now let's go to Foxies and get us some whores!"
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Slang for Sugar and Salt.
Sugar causes diabetes.
Salt causes increase in Blood Pressure
Hey man, don't put that white poison in your coffee.
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Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!
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