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I think you're on the wrong website. You disgust me.
Johny told Sam what porn was, he didn't quite understand so he looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Poor Sam.
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Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.
"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."
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the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet
see also the gerund form porning
1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.
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THE REASON WHY YOUR MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU
Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
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A type of way adults can ejaculate. It is used by uncultured fappers.
Person1: I watch porn
Person2: Uncultured swine I watch hentai
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Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"
"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
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