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A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.
You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
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When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.
A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????
A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.
“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.
My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.
What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.
What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!
What you are doing right now
"what are you doing"
" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"
"Oh you mean procrastinating"