One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.
My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.
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when your at a party and theres always the guy who goes around hitting peoples shoulders and u wanna jus kill him
ryan- im about to kill that guy
steve-why dude
ryan- he is being such a party puncher and its pissing me off
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the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.
"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."
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1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens
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One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.
Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer
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While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.
yo man i lunch puncher that fag today
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