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Shanghai Shake.
1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.
The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.
The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*
Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!
Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*
Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
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The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.
Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"
Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
a handshake where the pinkies are locked during the exchange of a doobie (joint) from one to another
Laurenz: "hey, what is this cool way passing the joint?"
Steve: "oh, that? We call it the doobie shake. You interlock your pinkies to pass the doobie. Would you like to try?"
the coolest of the ATHF, he basically gets the rest into trouble and annoys every one. he has many superhero aliases the Drizzle, the Fume, the Puddle....you can just sense the awesomeness!
My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya.
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The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.
"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
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To forget about someone or something, to let go, to get over it, to move on.
As in Mariah Carey's song:
"I gotta shake it off
Cause the loving ain’t the same
And you keep on playing games
Like you know I’m here to stay
I gotta shake it off
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere
I gotta shake it off
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Appreciates all the love I give
Boy I gotta shake you off
Gotta do what’s best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Shake it off"
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This party sucks im gonna shake the spot.
PAST TENSE: The pary hella sucked, so i shook the spot.
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