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When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".
Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.
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(adj.) Having or being characterized by an unprecedented lack of morality in the presence of others, often to please others. Someone who is shelf-righteous is congenitally virtuous, but often leaves their morals ‘on the shelf’ in the presence of their friends or coworkers. A shelf-righteous act is typically done to appease a peer whose view is highly bigoted or jaundiced.
Person 1:I can’t fathom why he would ever say such a thing. He’s not that kind of person.
Person 2: He probably said it in the heat of the moment, in the presence of his friends.
Person 1: Wow he’s so shelf-righteous.
A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.
The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.
Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics
Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.
Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "
When a woman is so fat or pregnant and their stomach sticks out so far their titties instead of hanging down to their belly button they rest on her titty shelf.
Look at the size of that woman. She is so big her breasts are resting on her titty shelf.
When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!
Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf
Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes
An extraordinarily stupid holiday tradition practiced by white, suburb-dwelling families which involves "hiding" a creepy doll somewhere in the house, for their young children to find. This may seem innocent enough, but the real motive behind this fad is to attempt to control the offspring's behavior through the threat of the Elf telling Santa Claus of the misdeeds they committed under the omnipotent surveillance of the Elf. A adult satire of this is Whore in the Drawer, simply replacing the Elf with a scantily clothed Barbie doll, and the shelf with a cabinet or drawer.
Wife: Jim, did you hide the Elf on the Shelf
Husband: No Carol, for fuck's sake, I told you it gives me the willies.
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