Store Skipping

The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.

Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.

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skip rat

a person who spends their time searching skips or rubbish tips for any discarded items that they can scrounge

"check the little skip rat scurrying abbout in that large metal bin!!!"

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skipping the rail

a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.

guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?

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yip to the skip

(exp.) variation on yippy skippy a phrase frequently used by Miss Piggy on TV's Muppet Babies; used to indicate false enthusiasm

Mom: "We're all going to participate in TV turnoff week."
Teen: sarcastically "Yip to the skip."

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skip skoppin

to be extremely attractive

your so skip skoppin.........i wanna make baby's with you =D

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skip (the game)

a grown-ups game which comprises of you spotting skips.

1 point for a yellow skip
2 point for a blue skip
5 points for pink skip
-1 point for a red skip.

rules:

you can't have the same skip twice in the same day.

if somebody does call the same skip twice a point is deducted.

a new day is either 12 midnight or when everyone decides that a new day should start. (eg after you have woken up)

if a new member wishes to join in the game, they can either join in at the current, 'skip points total', and risk calling a skip that has been called or every member can vote to resart the game a new.

if someone make the mistake of calling a skip, and it turns out not to be a skip then 'FALSE ACCUSATION' is called and a point is deducted from that players total.

at least one other person must verify your skip call.

you can play skip on your own by using media messaging services (MMS) provided by your phone network to send a picture maeesage to friends around the world. (i personally spotted 3 in ireland and 'skipped them' to my friends in england.


A NICE VARIATION OF THIS GAME IS THONG. ALL THE RULES OF SKIP APPLY EXCEPT TO THONGS. WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THE THONG MUST BE VISABLE TO BE CALLED.

SKIP AND THONG CAN BE PLAED SIMUTAINIOUSLY.

Player 1 : SKIP

Player 2 : OH......yep thats a skip... good call.......... one nil to you.

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Skip-Hop

Skip-Hop is the music genre that is formed when u mash a musicly talented skip together with Hip-Hop. Ahhh the wonders of it all!

Urthboy/Butterfingers/Most of 'The Herd'/Figgkidd

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