Rural Dictionary

spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.

You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.

by Steven Faul October 23, 2006

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any young co-ed who loves to get banged hard after a long night of drinking. She specifically loves to get a baby batter facial before the session is over! Many of these girls attend the College of Wooster,in Wooster Ohio

Sue, the Spooge Queen, was anxious to leave the Crandall House party to get her weekend banging started, and her backroom facial from juffofinator jim.

by juffofinator jim November 9, 2004

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Back Spooge

After rough anal sex with either a male or female, as a man reaches orgasm he pulls out his penis and ejaculates/cums on his partners back, often followed by wiping and smearing his jism covered helment accross the back.

"Oh god, i backspooged all over you"

"As I pulled it out his ass, there was a lot of back spooge on his back"

by Zu Amir February 25, 2008

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Spooge Luge

n. A woman's pussy so wet with cum that it better resembles a water slide at Six Flags than a vagina.

(The term is based on the Winter Olympic sport "luge" in which a racing sled - for one or two people - is ridden with the rider or riders lying supine. In this competition event the sleds race against a clock.)

1. n. That girl has got a tight ass spooge luge!
2. n. Hey little boy, want to take a ride in my spooge luge?
3. n. That whore downstairs is so full of cum she's got a spooge luge!

by Andy Port July 26, 2006

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spooge platack

When having sex with a woman, you are about to cum, you pull out, jizz in your hand, and slap her. Preferably in the face.

Bob: Dude that chick last night was a total freak, she said it was cool to do anything!!

Chris: Really? Did you get a rusty trombone?

Bob: No i spooge platacked her!!

Chris: SWEEEEEET.

by Couchwarrior-07 September 10, 2009

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