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A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.
Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.
How is ralph doing in school nowadays?
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Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
The act of absolutely puking everywhere
Guy 1: “Where’s Eric?”
Guy 2: “He’s Ralph Coxing right now!”
He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.
Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
A person that will never refuse to buttchug anything.
They’ll buttchug anything: Nail polish, bush, bottle of semen, literally anything.
Ralph you such a hoe.
Buttchug that shit Ralph/Riley.
A man who laughs at his own name and looks very similar to the x men universe Quicksilver
one of the most legendary and influential men in NFL history. a WWII vet, member of the NFL hall of fame, and one of the founding members of the AFL in the 1960's, the late ralph wilson decided to bring football to western new york and founded the NFL's buffalo bills. he was the owner of the team up until his death on march 25, 2014 and was owner to one of the most successful football clubs of all time in the early 90s, which saw the bills go to the super bowl for four straight seasons from 1990-1993. also the namesake of the bills stadium, Ralph Wilson Stadium, aka the Ralph. RIP, Ralph!
Ralph Wilson, an nfl legend!
Headed to Ralph Wilson Stadium to get completely fucked up and watch the bills destroy the dolphins!