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A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."
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N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.
Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!
An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.
I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet
Jercho Trumpet was a name given to the sirens on the bottom of Junkers Ju 87 Stukas.
They were boxes with a small propeller mounted near the landing gear. The idea was to demoralise allied troops and inflict psychological trauma.
Allied Troop: Jesus Christ, you hear those Jericho Trumpets?Allied Troop #2: Yeah, it's a death sentence when you hear that.
A sexual fetishistic activity whereby one partner expels mucous from their nose into the other partners butt crack.
Hanz bent over and held his cheeks apart while Franz blew his nose into his ass, he gave Hanz a Cheeky Trumpet
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The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole
My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass
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aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.
Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.
30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
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