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The Roller-coaster Principle

An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".

Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*

by supercoollad July 4, 2010

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roller coaster hairline

Some one with a curved or obscure hairline, it is used as an insult.

Amin's hair goes like a roller coaster.

"Samers hair is so crooked, ". "That boy got a roller coaster hairline!"

by WestSideKilla December 9, 2016

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Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome

That pleasant tingling feeling one gets in the groin area when going over a hill while driving or riding a roller coaster

Drive over that hill over there, I guarantee we would get nice cases of Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome.

by bliff July 21, 2011

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Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

by Thejefferson09 April 18, 2009

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Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 10, 2010

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Rusty roller coaster

A sexual act believed to originate in Wichita, Kansas during the 1940s. This act requires two women, a rusty metal pipe, soapy water and balloons.

To perform the rusty roller coaster, both women undress and one end of the rusty pipe is inserted into the anus one one of them. The second woman pours the soapy water into the rusty pipe to fill up the anus.

A balloon is placed over the open end of the rusty pipe and woman #1 carefully stands up to drain herself of the liquid through the pipe e.g.. rusty roller coaster into the balloon. The balloon is tied shut and thrown at the head of woman #2.

Sheila really gave Jessica the rusty roller coaster last night, she showered for an hour to get clean.

by Farking Clown May 21, 2012

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roller coaster tycoon

1. sex with other men
2. Sex with a man of thai-african descent

Man i played roller coaster tycoon all night

by Sweetnessbigtime October 23, 2007

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