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After the club let's all go to Grandma's House and get laid.
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The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.
"I'm sorry Grace. I can't do anything tonight because I'm going to my grandma's."
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Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.
Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.
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An embittered old hag who typically lives alone, sometimes with numerous cats. Also drives 12 mph on most major highways.
"Dude can this cunt grandma get the hell out of the left lane??"
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The general guidelines use by parents, grandparents, and teachers to motivate children towards correct behavior. It is the principle that we will do what we don't want (i.e. exercise) in oder to be able to earn what we do want (i.e. eat more at the dinner party.) In the fields of Behavior and Psychology, this is known as the "Premack Principle." This is what happens when you tell your kids they can play video games after they finish their home-work.
1) "Grandma's Rule is that you eat your vegetables if you want dessert."
or,
2) "Grandma's Rule is that you clean your room before you go outside and ride your bike."
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Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.
Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.
Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!
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A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.
Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!
Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.
Grandma Jibs: Why?!?
Me: Eh, don't worry about it.
Grandma Jibs: Cool!
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