market research

If you are ever doing anything random,weird, or downright creepy just simply call it "market research" and it is automatically okay.

"hey frank, why were you stalking that girl?"
"i was just doing some market research."

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marketing major

A business student who doesn't understand business, or that they won't make any money in marketing. Got into it because they heard it's the easiest. Will eventually switch into sales when there's no marketing jobs at graduation.

Commercials seem easy to make, so I think I'll be become a marketing major.

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Fish Market

Slang for a smelly pussy.

Origin: I'm more confused than a lesbian at a fish market

Lori: I had sex with her last night. It was a total fish market!

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market harborough

small market town in the south midlands full of middle class wankers

market harborough is the place where i'm goin down the sugar loaf, fuck me even that place is full of middle class wankers

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Slang Market

The Slang Market refers to an a internet bazaar open to professionals interested in slanging, or selling, services objects, art, and/or materials that are not found in stores.

"I'll put my new products up on the Slang Market and see if I get some burn."

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Cock market

Similar to the stock market, the cock market tracks the value of a man's cock. A bearish cock market suggests the value of your cock is quite low, while a bullish cock market means that your cock is very valuable. Supply and demand play a huge role in determining cock prices. The higher the demand, the greater the price.

Example 1
Joe: Since he started going out with Carly, Damon only has one consumer for his cock.
Steve: That lack of demand means he's going to take a hit in the cock market.
Example 2
Andrew: Damn, every girl wants his cock right now.
Sam: He's doing insane in the cock market recently.

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dabbling in the market

Buying cheap crap off stalls, but only now and again.

I've been dabbling in the market for years, I can handle it, don't worry.

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