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Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
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The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
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When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.
"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"
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A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels
A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.
That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.