When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.
To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"
An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here
P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"
Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.
Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear
“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”
A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does
Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?