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<i>adv.</i> One who takes pleasure in the finer things of life. Typically a person who believes that the price of an item is an indicator of quality. Stereotpyes: takes forever (two hours plus) to get ready for a picnic, knows the Chanel cosmetics counter manager on a first name basis, only gets their hair done by stylists who charge over $100/hour.
Commonly confused with: Drama queen, bitch, label whore, stuck up, ex-girlfriend.
Alicia, put down the hundred dollar orbital eye cream and get in the car. I ain't waitin' on yo high maintenance ass for another hour.
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place in south carolina where dem ballerz n hustlaz meet some nerdy white kidz as well yamean> the white kids are like "DUDE THATS FRIGGIN AWSOME DUUUUDE HOLY COW"
black brotha: "yo cuzzou whattup"
white kid: "hey what is up. check out my slang: fo shizzle my nizzle"
black brotha: what did u say?
white kid: i said fo shizzle my nizzle
blak brotha beats caucasian kid up
white kid: uhh uh ahhhhhhhh stop beating me you dirty negroe
blak brotha: shut da fakk up nucca
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a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces
- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair
with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.
*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care
ex2
random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting
random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl
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taking a crap in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl so when an unsuspecting victim pees and flushes, shit fills the bowl
"He got a high tower when he went to take a piss."
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A term used by individuals of the highest status, used to describe something that is awesome, proper, amazing, high value, etc. Mainly used sarcastically.
An individual who uses illegal labor to take care of their house, garden, be furniture, etc. are high society.
Sarcastic use:
Mexicans are high society
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It is similar to giving a high five except instead of putting two hands together, one finger is put across another person's two fingers, forming the mathematical pi symbol.
You did so well on th math test, the teacher gave you a high pi.
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A school that matters less than everyone thinks it does.
Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, Mountain Lakes, Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc.
Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs.
There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts.
It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always breaking the rules for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want."
There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf football field. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded.
Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be remembering the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself".
It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life.
No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.
Mika: I went to Millburn High back in the day.
Joey: Oh. I've heard it's really rich and full of conformist JAPs, and that everyone is a genius, and the parties really suck, and everyone is always getting high on their dad's money before embarking on fabulous Wall Street careers.
Mika: Nope. I spent my summers at home, and I had normal friends, who I partied with, but we were never out of control because we wanted our parents to trust us, and we were rich, but not rich enough to misunderstand the value of money.
Joey: Oh. What do you do now?
Mika: Well, I went to NYU, and I've been working really heard as an accountant. Life isn't a bed of roses, but it's not bad either.
Joey: So, have you been back to visit?
Mika: Nah, it isn't really worth my time.
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