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"Clam Scout" is a slang term for lesbian.
I heard Rebecca is a dusty old clam scout!
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.
My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?
When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out
Whilst finger banging
I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend
1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men
2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
Another word for pussy.
Man I really shucked that girls soggy clam! *wink* *wink*