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penis spa

vagina

Its been a long day, I need to take a trip to the penis spa

by dxd2 April 29, 2018


Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”

Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!

by Mattroid Prime November 1, 2017


Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 3, 2022


penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

by Penis in butt January 14, 2021


Penis Supremacy

Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.

Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.

by Roosrandicand July 18, 2022


Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.

Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.

by penis tent lover 23 June 6, 2020


Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

by TheBeetle April 6, 2017