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National Blame Everything On Willy Day

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.

National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

by Willy Sullivan February 5, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj February 17, 2005

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

by Giggister March 1, 2019


Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Dinah Willis Playboy Playmate and model

Name widely used to link to porn sites but
Dinah like most of the vintage playmates was a sweet girl next door type with perhaps a bit of a Marlyn Monroe complex.

Dinah Willis Playboy Playmate and model
see her vintage playboy.

by okhowaboutthisone July 28, 2008

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


grab my willy and throw me sideways

An expression that is used when you are having a horrible day or receive bad news.

John: Hey bro we're out of toilet paper so I used your pillow-case.
Mike: Well grab my willy and throw me sideways!

by T swag January 31, 2019