Slam-me

When you meet some so so girl on tinder and she says this to you, you have to oblige...

My dude, bro this girl hit me up on tinder and said "slam-me" so I did.

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bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

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stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.

Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!

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me gusta

pretty much the spanish translation of "i like", made infamous by the sublime song "caress me down".
this phrase sounds cooler than "i like", so it is therefore acceptable to be used in everyday conversation, especially when complementing someone. spanglish is always a fun thing. =

warning: any overuse of this phrase will become annoying to your peers, so use with caution!

me gusta mi reggae, me gusta punk rock pero la cosa que me gusta mas es...

duude...me gusta your pants!

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fuck me

What I say when I hurt my balls by moving

*pinches balls on accident* Fuck Me!

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jewin me

the act of asking for money and not giving money in return, being a greedy bitch.

fuck y cant u let me have two dollars candice, ur fucking jewin me

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King Me

The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.

I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.

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