Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"

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awesome shit

A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!

Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.

Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude

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weak shit

to mean something is really lame.

Comes from drugs, when the drugs have been cut too many times it would be weak shit.

This cocaine is some weak shit man.

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bat-shit

extremely; very; to a degree beyond normal reckoning

bat-shit insane

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Attic Shit

(n) - A shit that has been brewing in the body for more than 5 days. These types of feces are so rank, they can result in the closing of a bathroom for days.

Phil: Jesus man, did you see that HAZMAT crew in the neighborhood?

Steve: Yeah, we had to call them in to take care of that attic shit Michelle dropped this morning.

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goofy shit

Goofy shit is like bullshit, Bull fuckery, Estupid shit lol, Non factor, Irrelevant, wacky,just ughhhh!!

Yo I ain't with the goofy shit. Fuck outta here.

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stepped in shit

Adjective. Past tense of step in shit, meaning having had a stroke of good fortune or luck.

"Boy, your brother really stepped in shit when he married a multi millionaire's daughter"

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