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When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!
tom: ey yo its fucking christmas
jhon: hohoho bitch
Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.
“Who is married to christmas man?”
“Christmas woman obviously.”
When you getting that dick so good you cum on ya girl on Christmas.
Girl I got Christmas glue last night yasssss
Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?
David from the Christmas Carol is gay