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The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.
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Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
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Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.
ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."
"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
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When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.
Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
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when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
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The action in which person A licks, tounges and otherwise orally stimulates Person B's anus, and anal area. Person B generally derives pleasure from the 'rim job'.
Sally gave me a 'rim job' last night that blew my mind.
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She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.
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