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poor man's street fighter and mortal kombat
all the characters on king of fighters were basicly copyed from all the street fighter characters and outfits from mortal kombat characters. which makes KoF poor man's street fighter
ex:ryo sakazaki is snk's copy of capcom's ryu and ken
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a terrible band that includes boring, monotone guitar riffs, and a singer who whines in a little bitch ass voice. All there songs suck CAMEL DICK!!!!!! probably their worst song is Sex on Fire, where the singer screams like a whiny little bitch for about 3 minutes
at least they don't sound as whiny as kings of leon
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kings mountain is a town where 90% of the kids are cousins, even if they have no aunts or uncles.
a daily kings mountain conversation:
friend 1: dude i just found out my bf is my cousin
friend 2: really? how are you cousins?
friend 1: my moms uncle is his dads cousins brothers cousins uncle
friend 2: riiiight....
friend 1: confusing i know but im gunna keep dating him anyway because hes HOT!
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During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
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A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.
Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.
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the greatest bit in sot history, the phrase "king of hourglass" refers to legendary hourglass of fate champion, NessieDoes, who is known for his reign of terror over the sea of thieves in the oceania region. the king is often aided by his #1 helm Jay who is known to be so frikin' cool. honourable mention goes to BigSponge, the clown prince of bilging.
NESSIEDOES KING OF HOURGLASS
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A guy who is so studly women flock to him.
Clint Eastwood is a shepherd king.
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