Ass Pong

Weird vid of two lesbos, one shoving her inside out ass into the other's, then shitting ping-pong balls into the other's asshole

lesbos Ass Pong

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cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

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Pass-Ass

A driver who speeds up when you try to pass him, keeping consistent speed to prevent you from getting by.

I couldn't get around that pass-ass, he sped up to 80 miles an hour when I tried to get past.

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opiate ass

1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.

1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."

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ass key

a ridiculous and funny pronunciation of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

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saggy ass

a large rear end that sags severly.

blair butterworth has a SAGGY ASS!!!

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Ass is Grassley

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!

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