Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut
Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.
Jelly James is a horrid bird who will steal and eat your jelly. He is an absolute bitch who only cares about himself and jelly.
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S JELLY JAMES THE BITCH. RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
The act of placing the penis into a male/female jelly role
I gave her a jelly jiggle.
I consider myself to be a jelly jiggler.
I watched as I made her jelly jiggle.
The Jellied Male Grindset (JMG) refers to a hardworking individual that specifically focuses on developing roblox games.
Man, he really must have a Jellied Male Grindset. I've never seen him do anything other than working on Strange Place...
Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.