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Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 March 28, 2018


may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023


Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"

by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu September 17, 2008


The Adam Jones

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.

The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !

by Patscorch May 10, 2017


Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap

Oh fuck off

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022


jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024


Stuart Jones

A fucking legend

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv

by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021