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When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.
She knew Simp Girl Hours were coming soon after she got rejected by the 2 dude that month.
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Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
A simp who makes a Porn bot for discord titled 'Porn Lad'.
"Did he just spend 8 hours making a porn bot?"
"Yes"
"What a fucking Simp Lord"
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In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.
Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.
It means i hate people who does too much for a girl
John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps
His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu
Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“
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Group of simps who fawns on a female domestic abuser named Amber Heard who faked her bruises to claim abuse when all evidence points to the opposite. Not to mention it turns out she lied about donating her divorce settlement money when she actually spend them on herself afterward as well as the fact that there was even a fucking audio recording of her threatening Johnny Depp.
Not only that, if you call them out and tell them of the evidence against their "goddess", they'll move the goalpost and project just to maintain their narrative and image of Amber Heard's innocence.
Make no mistake, Johnny Depp is no saint and he has to be a simp for even staying with her for as long as he had but the Amber Heard simps are so unbelievable they make you lose faith in humanity as a whole.
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