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Beta Simp Jay

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater

Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay

by Hotdog Eater October 22, 2019

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wyatt Tier Simp

A male junior in high school who simps for under class men. Also used to describe the anti-Christ of Taylorism and the enemy of Wyattโ€™s Sister.

Distance Runner: Wyatt stop being a Wyatt tier simp
Wyatt: 39 buried 0 found

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022


Simp Girl Hours

When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.

She knew Simp Girl Hours were coming soon after she got rejected by the 2 dude that month.

by wow_its_late April 29, 2020

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘†)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittneyโ€™s homework and all he got was a simple โ€œthanksโ€.

by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020


Simp Lord

A simp who makes a Porn bot for discord titled 'Porn Lad'.

"Did he just spend 8 hours making a porn bot?"
"Yes"
"What a fucking Simp Lord"

by Simp Sniffer March 27, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 9, 2022


i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020