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The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?
Defecation after a particularly large feast.
Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!
Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points
Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test
A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.
1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.
Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)
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This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement
My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls