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when makeing a move so epic it deserves the title POWER in front of it
dude i just got a bob marley tattoo
POWER MOVE
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Power Metal:
A cheesy and fast paced sub-genre of metal
Pronounced: Pow-ur met-ahl.
Power metal is a sub-genre of speed metal known as "true" metal by nerdy teens who only listen to it and ignore most other metal bands outside the genre (the irony, of course is that they limit themselves to one subgenre of metal and thusly earn little to no respect from other metallers, as most metal fans love a broad spectrum of metal, and indeed, other music genres, such as blues, jazz, etc), and "cheese" or "bullshit" metal by everyone else and is also reviled by most thrash/death/black (actual) metallers for it's lack of substance and wanton insertion of elves, dragons and other nerdy nonsense into lyrics. Broader fans of metal despise it because they fear people judge metal on the cheesey songs by these bands. This is not to dismiss the genre entirely, as it contains many talented musicians, however, the most (undeservedly) popluar band in the genre, Dragonforce (or, alternatively, Fagonforce) gives the genre a worse name than it deserves, what with it's legion of pre-teen to mid-teen fanboys, frothing at the mouth over insinuations of artificially sped up songs, little variation between songs, terrible vocals, overrated guitar work and drummer of unnotable worth. People are, however mislead, into believing dragonforce is the b-all and end-all of power metal, just because it's on guitar hero. As much as power metal is disliked among many metallers, even among broader metal fans whose taste includes power metal, Dragonforce is often cited as being mis-representative of the sub-genre and is similarly hated.
Thrash/Death/black metaler upon hearing Dragonforce: "What the fuck is this dogshit power metal?"
"True" Metal fan: "This is the greatest band ever!!!!"
Thrash/Death/black metaler: "Ever heard of Wintersun, Carcass, Megadeth, Pantera, Sepultura, Children of Bodom, or In Flames (Old, ie, before they became metalcore suckage)?"
"True" Metal fan: "What's that?"
or alternatively: "I don't like those bands, they're too heavy" (in the metal community, this is akin to declaring you are a pussy and will invariably leave you without any credability on your musical crticism ability)
If the "True" Metal fan gives the first response, often, they are allowed to hear said metal examples, and can be converted on the spot. However if the response is the latter, give up and leave. Such people are often too young or worse, musically stunted, especially if they are only capable of liking one sub-genre of metal and the worst band in that sub-genre.
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A gay boy who takes control when he's getting fucked in the ass.
Josh: Dillon, throw some lube on that shit hole you power bottom!
Dillon: I already used your cum and fingered it up for your small cock.
Josh: Get your fingers out of my ass and put them back in your's where they belong!
Dillon: But I love the smell of your shit on my fingers!
Josh: Let's go to Katz's and find some ugly fat girls upstairs.
Dillon: I don't want the fat girls, I want the waiter Bryan.
Josh: I want the guy with the big long beard behind us to put his beard in my asshole.
Dillon & Josh: Payback is a bitch, sorry Angela.
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This seemingly innocent term (which derives from the art of 'bumping' iphones) is used to refer to people of the opposite sex who are attractive and 'Bump Worthy'.
Now used on nights out as a discreet indication to friends of potential men whom are worthy of a look and possibly even a smile. It tends to replace the word 'fit' which in our eyes is too obvious, tacky and lacks any element of subtley.
In addition - Power Bump refers to the elite members of the bump force, who are so attactive that they take our breath away. Generally these are celebrities and basically; exceedingly good looking - in every way. Almost everyone agrees on power bumps.
Jackson Rathbone = Power Bump
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a quick sleep t get bak a bit of energy ie afta a big meal,or abit of sex
dave; wat it do wat it do hommie,wat u up t??
paul;nutin gizzle t da hizzle jus had a tasty chips n a batter sausage n im stuffed so gonna av a power nap t sleep it of,oh n stus new car is scrap,ttyl
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When two men are having sex with a woman; one of the men is at the front end recieving oral while the other is at the back end. The woman is in the doggy style position and the "Power Triangle" is completed when the two men give each other a high five with both of their hands simutaneously. It is called a "Power Triangle" because when it is seen from the side, it creates the shape of a geometric triangle and also because it's fucking awesome.
The "Power Triangle" can be eqiulateral, isosceles, or scalene. This is based on the number of midgets involved.
Mike: Hey Joe, remember that midget stripper from the club last night?
Joe: Yeah.
Mike: Well, after you left, Eric and I took her into the back alley and gave her an isosceles "Power Triangle" with Eric.
Joe: Niceeee.
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The unexpected forcefull uprising of air from ones stomach.
That power burp made everyone look at me.
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