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cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 4, 2010


Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours November 1, 2015


shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)

to yell or scream at an employies or a baby sitter/nanny for doing a shity job at what they do.

"shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)"

present tence
shanna you are such a fricken shittinanny.

past tence
i just got shittinannyed for my work.

future tence
i just got arrested at baby sitting so i'll proboble get shittinannyed

by wackjobg January 8, 2010


Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai March 8, 2012


Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 18, 2023


Zebra shit

When two males interact in sexual intercourse and one male climaxes in the others ass, and there next shit comes out white and black like a zebra.

Luke you probably take zebra shits.

by Clunky_chode101 April 10, 2022


KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 11, 2022