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Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.
Oh wow look at Ethan. What a cunt that won't get anywhere in life.
Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.
Cassie: Oh my gosh, I broke up with Ethan again! What a total rat!
Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan
Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day
A very sexy man with an absolutely huge penis. When he has sex with you he will make you have the best night ever.
That guy is like a ethan in bed.
A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn
Ethan is a kindhearted person. He will hide how he’s truly feeling and won’t open up to just anyone. Ethan’s the type of guy to have few close friends but very well known, goes to church almost every Sunday, and probably own some farm animal(s).
Ethan can be cute, funny, really kind (but knows when to be mean in a joking manner), he could never be mad at anyone for longer than a few minutes :). Anyone who has an Ethan in their life should be so lucky. <3
Person 1: Hey, who is that guy you’re always with??
Person 2: That’s my best friend Ethan, I think you’d like him a lot!
Person 1: Oh, dopee!