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When a circumcised man masturbates.
Jim: Hey Frank, what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.
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basically that one fucking south park fanon meme of kyle x cartman. (theyre fucking faggots i hate fags so much what the hell is your problem @south park fandom) BURN THE GAYS???? EW EUGH
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A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
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ONLY THE BEST FUCKING HUG IN THE WORLD. USUALLY GIVEN BY JEW GIRLS, ESP. NAMED CAY. (:
damn, that hug was amazing. It must have been a Jew Hug.
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To completely scam someone out of their money.
Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!
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phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.
Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."
Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."
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The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
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