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In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”
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The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
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The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.
Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.
he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!