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Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.
Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
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When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.
Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?
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When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.
I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!
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An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
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Any car that warsawronald drives.
look at warsawronald drive that chick car
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verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.
I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.
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The act of passing gas in an elevator and then stepping out and sending it on to the next unsuspecting user of said elevator.
John walks into an elevator, passes gas, and then steps off and allows it to go to the next floor where Cindy is waiting, thus becoming a victim of the Flaming Cable Car.