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When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")
"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?
"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."
A man is having anal sex with someone (male or female) and ejaculates inside the ass. The recipient then squats over the giver and forces all the semen out of the anus and onto his chest. The recipient then eats the cum.
Gotta watch out for that one. He's willing to do a Cincinnati Snack Bar.
did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.
I. Noun- The phrase that describes the thing people do where they act proud about doing or sharing something that is really quite underwhelming and meaningless.
II. Verb- If you put your hat over a bar, you have really been seeking attention for something insignificant that nobody really cares about.
III. Word of advisory- Don't be the type of person that is associated with hat over bar. You will be seen as annoying.
Sir 1: Excuse me sir 1, what are you doing?
Sir 2: Look what I can do, it's amazing!!! *puts hat over a bar*
Sir 1: ...That was underwhelming. Next time someone shows me something they think is cool but is really lame, I'm gonna tell them they put their hat over bar.
A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis
Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar