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Ban christianity movement

A movement that seeks to ban organized christanity because they are always telling people that if they are not one of them they are going to hell. They are also always telling people how ban they are and cock blockect. But private christanity would still be alowed.

John is in the ban christianity movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010

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Just-In-Case Christian

What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.

"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

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Judah Christian school

A lameass school in Champaign, Illinois under the admninistration of Dan Cole, who doesnt have a clue what in God's name he is doing...... Example of a lameass policy..... (excerpt from handbook) any student who misses 15 or more class days ,without special permission from the administration, will have to attend summer classes, in order to advance to the next grade, because that student has not "mastered" that subject......... so sure even if youre gettin a C or above in all of youre classes, you still get flunked! basically they are incouraging you to bring sick kids to school so they can get other kids sick....stupid evangelists

Judah christian school sucks

by Don_incognito April 30, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Christian University

This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.

In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

by VyleKyleWillClaimHisRevenge June 13, 2009

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onward christian soldiers

(Phrase) Shouted when someone starts marching around like a soldier because they're pissed at soemthing. Annoys the angered party with church music.

a: You shit your pants or you normally walk like...


b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!


c: onward christian soldiers

a: marching as to war!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

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Crossings Christian School

Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them โ€œcloser to godโ€, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as โ€œdifferentโ€. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isnโ€™t in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a โ€œgodlyโ€ mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that arenโ€™t wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that donโ€™t know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings

Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School

by Beeph69 May 20, 2019

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northpoint christian school

a christian school with jacked up values who think you are going to hell if you are gay and have sex before marriage. they also believe that men are the head of everything. there is no diversity there as well.

โ€œi am never sending my kids to northpoint christian school. they are such bigots.โ€

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

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