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It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.
How to make is:
* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.
*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.
My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.
When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
That little lovely in the salon chair is fine! She straight cold as ice and twice as nice!
the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"
Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"
Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"
Ricky Gervais "WHY??"
Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"
Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
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A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.
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After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
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The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:
Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.
Enjoy!
I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.
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