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Two guys, one girl, one hole. Get the picture?
Last night John and I got some Dutch Double Door action going with Sally!
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When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
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Like any other powerfull group, we have a "motto." and our motto is FOR GLORY, FOR HONOR, AND MOSTLY FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!!!!!
Like in the 1955 dutch war aggainst the Honorable Greek clan, The famous dutch general Hagenswerseinherber said, for glory, for honor, and mostly, FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!
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When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
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When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed
Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system
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when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"
Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"
Guy 2 "Sweet bro"
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Similar to a Dutch Rudder, but performed with ones mouth as opposed to a hand. An Oral Dutch Rudder is achieved with the help of a friend. As you try to perform autofellatio, the friend will assist by pushing your head down into your crotch. Often, the Oral Dutch Rudder is the only way most men can achieve autofellatio. One must exercise caution, as an overzealous friend can easily lead to back problems, and in extreme cases, a broken neck.
Zack helped me with an Oral Dutch Rudder last night. I wouldn't have been able to reach without him.
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