Plain, boiled cold water

It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.

How to make is:

* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.

*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.

My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.

Cold as ice and twice as nice

Adjective. Super fly or dope.

That little lovely in the salon chair is fine! She straight cold as ice and twice as nice!

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

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shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

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Cold Blooded Shot

The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:

Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.

Enjoy!

I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.

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the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

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