That little lovely in the salon chair is fine! She straight cold as ice and twice as nice!
When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"
Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"
Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"
Ricky Gervais "WHY??"
Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"
Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.
The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:
Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.
Enjoy!
I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.
a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.
“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”
After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there