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An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.
God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!
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What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.
1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)
----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)
----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)
----quarter mile----
4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)
----quarter mile----
Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.
First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
Recommended for people over the age of 13.
Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
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The Nerdy, and often pimply kids who sit in the lunch room and play games like: Magic the gathering, Yu-gi-Oh, and even a rousing game of Pok`e Mon has been known to break out from this class pf people. Always found in the lunch room at their own table yelling about a spell that was cast.
Watching the food court druids play their
card games made me realize that maybe suicide wasnt the only option.
Did you see the food court druid fight today? there were totally magic/yu-gi-oh/Pokemon cards everywhere.
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Many of the various foods associated with being Jewish, but also giving the miraculous feeling of being healed. The combination of the varied foods (i.e. Hummus,Knishes,Blintzes,Challah,Bagel & Lox) into one style of cooking, along with our own innovations, is uniquely Jewish.
The word "gefilte" fish comes from German and means "stuffed." Some variations on gefilte fish involve stuffing the fish skin with chopped up fish.
Matzah Ball Soup;Also known as Jewish penicillin. Matzah balls are more traditionally known as knaydelach (Yiddish for dumplings). Matzah ball soup is generally a very thin chicken broth with two or three ping-pong-ball sized matzah balls (or sometimes one very large matzah ball) in it.
Shortly after eating some JewishSoul Food, Jason fever and body aches went away.
Upon arriving at her friends party, Gaby remarked to her friend that it was very thoughtful to have some Jewish soul food out, and that knishes and blintzes were her favorite.
Steven thought that Jewish soul food would make him more Jewish if he ate it as well as liked by his Jewish girlfriends parents, but he really didn't like matzoh ball soup.
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The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.
Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?
Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?
Biggie: What?
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n. the secret pathway that you put your extra food on when you're at somebody's house that does not like to waste food. In the Underground Food Railroad, you must work as a team to get rid of the extra food. This is usually used when there is a buffet and you accidentally get too much food.
I got too much food at the buffet... Granddad will be mad...I think I'm gonna use the Underground Food Railroad...
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How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.
Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?
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