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Male Masturbation. Semen contains a large amount of zinc.
Person 1: Every day, I'm pumping iron. And you just sit around in your room and pump zinc. What a waste.
Person 2: Shut up, asshole!
A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...
the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it
jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis
n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.
“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track
When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum