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While at first you think that Reyes T. is just some nerdy kid with broken humor and a gut, he is actually an omnipresent, all-powerful god, who's history is filled with the blood-gurgled screams, splintering bone, and shredded flesh of his enemies. He will smite you from existence across every conceivable timeline and universe, simply by invoking his name. The worst part is, when he is summoned from the Hell that is McDonalds, he won't stop at vaporizing you. He will obliterate every soul within your galaxy in the blink of an eye. Do NOT provoke the Hate-God, for his malice might consume you. You are at risk for simply reading this cursed entry. I wish the best of luck to you.
Reyes T. is worse than Cthulu.
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa
Imagine this scenario. It's cold outside, and you're wearing a half-sleeves shirt. To get your arms out of the cold, you pull your arms into your shirt, with only your hands poking out of the arm holes. That is called T-Rexing.
The weatherman said it would be 80 degrees, but it was so cold I had to resort to T-Rexing the entire time I was outside.
A super fit guy with a dick the size of a lamppost.
Girl 1: How did your windscreen break?
Girl 2: T Shah got a boner in my car and it smashed straight through the glass.
Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
Omg that dude is such a Samuel T!
A 2/5 for looks, and tends to take jokes too far. Also he is above average height, but has the voice of a child.
Cathrinn: I don't get what's with Dub-T and toes, but I can get by that for his winning sense of humour.
Camomile tea mixed with vodka and honey for taste
Hey dude wanna make some ruski t later
T-Shaming is when people shame people who they claim to have “bad attitudes” in reality however these people with said “attitudes” actually have high Testosterone (aka T) and they physically cannot help being an asshole.
Her: you are such an asshole!!
Him: Quit T-Shaming me bro 😂