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The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
When you finish the last line of magical dust and experience the aftermath of pure depression.
Fuaark bro, the post line depression in this one is strong, we should’ve got another bag brahs
Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.
He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry
Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.
After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*
Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
Me. Everyday
Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.